Cognitive Dissonance

tobeymacguire:

when straight guys ask how lesbian sex works i feel really bad for their girlfriends because if you dont understand how to have sex with a girl in any way other than repeatedly putting your dick in her you are having some really bad sex

(via lay-your-weary-head-to-reeeeest)

Jul 28
Jul 28

spoken-not-written:

I MA SCRMESAN ING

CANTSTAP LAU GH ING

(Source: iraffiruse, via superotakuwholock)

tiredestprincess:

please don’t fuck with ouija boards. i will not be friends with you if you fuck with ouija boards. i would divorce my husband and disown my own kids if i found out they ever fucked with ouija boards. i’m serious about ouija boards

(via firstjaydekit)

Jul 28
Jul 28

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(via no-dream-too-big)

Jul 28
Anonymous hour. Nothing will be unanswered, ignored or deleted.
Jul 28

(Source: fucking-money, via dipped-in-nutellaa)

1. Use your tongue

(Source: she-wants-the-eod, via dipped-in-nutellaa)

Jul 28
How to finger a girl
razzles28:

tastefullyoffensive:

Toilet Paper Art
Jul 28

razzles28:

tastefullyoffensive:

Toilet Paper Art

(via sundaymorningstill)

amandagoodbyeness:

WHENEVER I GET IN A FIGHT WITH PEOPLE ONLINEimage

(via commanderchrist)

Jul 28
Jul 28

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